Link:  If I had had to, I would have, but I didn’t have to.  See, I had this little fairy who lives in my hair, and she had a choice between sewing me up a new hat from the same material (and I refuse to wear just any hat), or drowning and/or burning to death, because it’s not like she was wearing the magic tunic.

Small, annoying, and greatly missed - but she knew when to put her little ball of fairy rage aside and pick up a sewing needle.

I hope she’s got a magic hat to live in wherever she is now.

Link: You Can’t Take Me (Bryan Adams - from Spirit: Stallion of the Cimmaron)
Because Link.

“Don’t judge a thing ‘til you know what’s inside it.
Don’t push me, I’ll fight it.
Never gonna give in, never gonna give it up, no.
If you can’t catch a wave then you’re never gonna ride it.
You can’t come uninvited.
Never gonna give in, never gonna give it up, no.
You can’t take me: I’m free.”

Hunter: The Cowboy in Me (Tim McGraw)
Because deep inside Hunter’s a cowboy - he’s even looking to settle down with a rancher’s daughter.

“The urge to run, the restlessness,
The heart of stone I sometimes get,
The things I’ve done for foolish pride,
The me that’s never satisfied,
The face that’s in the mirror,
When I don’t like what I see,
I guess that’s just the cowboy in me. […]

We ride, never worry ‘bout the fall,
I guess that’s just the cowboy in us all.”

Neesha: She’s Got the Power (Stan Bush - from Sailor Moon)
Because if there was ever a Sailor Gerudo…

“A desperate struggle, the strongest takes it all,
The battle rages on until the weakest finally fall,
A vision fills her heart and gives her strength that’s pure and true,
And when it seems that all is lost, she knows what she must do.
She’s got the power!”

Link: Um…I am a Gerudo?  So…like this I guess?

Hunter: Like a savage, violent, classless creature that would rather live in a painfully bright, openly hostile sandbox, than a pleasantly dark cave like a civilized person.

In all seriousness, I’m not very familiar with the male-Gerudo style of dress - if I had to chose between Ganondorf and Link…yeah.  Ganondorf.  Closer to Ganondorf.

bluandorange:

there won’t be any audio, though 8< 

I never actually met Termina!Hunter (or Neesha, for that matter).  In fact, looking back at it now, I didn’t meet a single person I could readily identify as a Sheikah, and I know all their secret handshakes.  That’s really concerning.  Thank you so much, anonymous person, for the sleepless nights this revelation is going to cost me.  Because I wasn’t traumatized enough by that little misadventure.

Link:  I don’t know, let me ask her.

 OH WAIT, I FORGOT, she was kidnapped and mind controlled by an evil wizard who then locked her in a crystalline prison in a Hell spawned by the heart of her greatest enemy.  I’m sure she’s just peachy.

You ass.

Natalia: Like I was holding on to a little eight pound lump of Oh Look, My Life Is Truly And Undeniably Ruined.  He was a boy born at a time when we already had a King.  An impossibility.  I assumed the Goddess had rejected my oaths wholesale as a result of my betrayal of my sisters and Nabooru’s refusal to let me reclaim my honour.  I assumed she had cut me off.

But then I looked in his eyes and I saw the Wind and I knew him for my King.

If Brayden hadn’t been crying so hard it would have been an suitably epic moment.

I’m not an immature six-year-old, like some people, and don’t play pranks.  Unless you count the time Malon asked me to tell Hunter she needed to change the time of their date to an hour earlier than it had been scheduled and I allegedly told him to show up an hour later because last I checked I’m not a messenger.  Then when I happened to walk by as she was standing and waiting for at least thirty minutes and she asked me where Hunter was, I told her he was hanging out with Link because I guess that was more important to him than their date.  I wasn’t there when she found them both, but I’d say yeah.  It affected Link too.

You mean the giant pearl I stole from the two-faced wizard?  I stuck it in my pocket and as soon as I find a merchant stupid enough to buy something like that from a Gerudo, I’m selling it for enough rupees to buy my way out of the Hylians’ stupid winter holiday.